hi my name is Lilly do not tell but i have 30 secrets
There very valuable to me.
1 Marge looks really fat in that new dress
2 My feet are bigger than my dad's
3 My dad's a dentist
4 I thought it was lunch break in the middle of math class
5 I wore my dad's tux to school
6 My dad forgot to pick me up at school and i had to walk 50 miles in heels
7 My bike broke so i had to barrow my little sis's bike for the bikers cup (I lost)
8 I have anger issues
9 A scientist shot me with a ray gun and made me smaller than a needle.
10 Marge is back again
11 I got knocked out by marge
12 I swear i saw marge ate a wasp that's why she keep's buzzing.
13 Marge has a baby i swear she ate her boyfriend.
14 My principle ate my homework
15 My principle breaths fire
16 Red jelly makes me get scared
17 I feed my lamb lamb meat
18 Everyone believes marge is a alien because of her green skin
19 I join fantasy clubs
20 Marge is 20
21 Marge is our teacher
22 I saw marge kiss big foot!
23 Marge has a twin called large, marge is bigger than large.
24 I'm clumsy
25 I ate moldy cheese
26 I have a crush on this nerdy alien
27 My brother was talking to gran gran like a little baby
28 Marge has tea with my gran gran
29 My brother has sweating problems
The last secret i cannot tell
But.....I will
30 After seeing marge's armpit i would love to die
Marge: Hey Lilly i almost stole your gran gran!
